1.- If I were a fruit I'd be: strange.

2.- If I were a color I'd be: obnoxious orange.

3.- If I were an animal I'd be: eccentric.

4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be: a waffle iron.

5.- If I were a book I'd be: thick and complicated.

6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be: cargo pants.

7.- If I were a jewel I'd be: sparkly.

8.- If I were an object I'd be: a curiosity.

9.- If I were a car I'd be: sleek.

10.- If I were an element I'd be: rain.

11.- If I were a tree I'd be: a japanese maple.

12.- If I were a drink I'd be: vitamin water.

13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be: vanilla.

14.- If I were a person I'd be: me. I hope.

15.- If I were a planet I'd be: Pluto. And I'd still be a planet.

16.- If I were an insect I'd be: a cicada. Those things are cool.

17.- If I were public transport I'd be: a futuristic grav-lift.

18.- If I were a song I'd be: bouncy and good for dancing.

19.- If I were a movie I'd be: in black and white.

20.- If I were a season I'd be: spring (the unpredictable part).

21.- If I were a flower I'd be: waxflower.

22.- If I were a job I'd be: fun and new. everyday.

23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be: non-syndicated.

24.- If I were a place I'd be: wilderness.

25.- If I were a gift I'd be: forgotten.

26.- If I were a memory I'd be: that half-remembered "I remember this from pictures more than actual memory" memory.

27.- If I were a city I'd be: either huge and sprawling or incredibly tiny and organized.

28.- If I were a sense I'd be: taste.

29.- If I were a game I'd be: pointless but fun.

30.- If I were a candy I'd be: one of those lifesavers hard candies.

31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be: that time between twilight and night when the sky is the inbetween no-color.

32.- If I were an invention I'd be: the toaster.

33.- If I were a body part I'd be: a femur.

34.- If I were a country I'd be: liberal. which makes me part of Scandinavia.

35.- If I were a flavor I'd be: inconsistent.

36.- If I were a sport I'd be: swimming.

37.- If I were a smell I'd be: that one smell where it's somewhere between "this smells good" and "this smells really bad" but you're not sure which.

38.- If I were a subject I'd be: daily life skillz to impress your friends ("Look! I can juggle scarves while riding a unicyle backwards!" and "Look! I can balance a ball on the tip of my finger!")

39.- If I were a flag I'd be: shogun japan.

40.- If I were a building I'd be: old and worn, with the paint peeling.

41.- If I were a month I'd be: May.

42.- If I were a perfume I'd be: spicy but musky.

43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be: sticky.

45.- If I were a toy I'd be: plastic.

46.- If I were a textile I'd be: worn, supple canvas.

47.- If I were a shape I'd be: amoebic.

48.- If I were a answer I'd be: obscure.

49.- If I were a common liquorice I'd be: a candy.

50.- If I were a word I'd be: awesome.

And I am. All of them. >